im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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