Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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