I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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