U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Randomize
