Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
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So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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