i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I need a burrito and a hug.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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