her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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