I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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