I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point đź’ś
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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