I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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