but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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