I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The power of my boobs compel you
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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