...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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