By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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