And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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