so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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