This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
