Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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