Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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