So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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