I need help removing her.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Randomize
