I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The air was thick with penises
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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