Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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