Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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