Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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