No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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