Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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