He is an equal opportunity slut.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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