Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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