Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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