she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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