So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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