no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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