What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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