Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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