Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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