I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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