Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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