i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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