If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
