..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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