hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Randomize
