Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
