make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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