dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
My first STD was from a foam party
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Randomize
