I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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