is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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