We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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