god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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