After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
