I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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