just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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