your thong is hanging out like whoa
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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