She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
