is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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