Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Randomize
